/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

Project: Whistler

Projected release-date: October 2001

$History$

*/

#include "system_errors.h"

#include "stdlib.h"

#include "msdos_bugs.h"

#include "win31.h"

#include "workst~1.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#include "monopoly.h"

#include "assembler.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

layout set near CarbonLook() of (Mac OS X)

set bluescreen color = #0000ff;

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

registry_size = registry_size + 200 kB;

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

install msn();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();

disable_Netscape();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

seek for OEM CD at Drive D:\ E:\ F:\ G:\ H:\

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

make busy harddisk drive(30sec);

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("c:\swp001.swp" O_CREATE);

if detect [Netscape/Mozilla]

{

message ("New default Browser is MSIE");

delete Netscape(); install MSIE 5.5(== 80MB);

smarttags.enabled:=true;

}

if user install software

{

if subdir <> "c:/windows/system";

set install path to c:/windows/system;

}

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

while printer usage set soundcard == off;

}

create_general_protection_fault();

crash(complete_system);

return(unrecoverable_system);

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Lies mal genau und übersetzt da des englische okay??

WTF ?

Hm, nicht wirklich neu der Gag.

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na toll...und was kann ich damit anfangen...?

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Aber mir gfallts weil des ja fast stimmt was da drein steht *gg+

Anna hatte halt nen überdrübertag noch vor sich ! da kann man schon mal drüber wegsehen !

Hast recht Bio ! is ja lei WIN XP *gg*

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